What the duck is up with women’s shoes getting more and more hoof-like?

December 16th, 2010

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Q&A: What the duck is up with women’s shoes getting more and more hoof-like?
BQ: What’s the approved gait speed inside a DSW?


The following is the answer:

Answer by Jared
what the duck? haha that was funny

Answer by BBbloodbrotherCCCX
They like them I guess for some reason. Women are weird and think differently then us.

Answer by Nicky P in ICT
People imitating Lady GaGa

Answer by funkleberry
hoof is in

get with the trends

Answer by sherry
is it?

Answer by soada7xb182yay
I donno but I don’t agree with the whole “riding boot” thing. Those are ugly as hell.

Answer by The Smoking Baby
It’s The Man’s way of saying: “Men, control your women, for they are beasts and beneath you. Put them to work in the fields. Ride them bareback. And keep them doped up.” Fight the the white male power structure, Ompelle, and buy Birkenstock.

Answer by Tut Uncommon: 3peat Offender
You watch. One of these days some pop music diva is going to show up on a magazine cover wearing horseshoes.

Answer by Beardog
Because otherwise the riding crop makes no sense at all!

Answer by Timinator .
The symmetrical gait speed of a woman, in DSW’s, will very greatly depending on the situation, i.e. running from a cop or pimp -vs- running from a monster, in which case the gait speed becomes asymmetrical due to the fact that most women fall when being chased by monsters. (BTW, what’s up with that?) So one must breakdown which gait speed style this brazen hussy will be using? Will she be using the running trot of the symmetrical gait or transverse gallop of the asymmetrical gait?

In any event, the gait speed should be 5 to 8 mph until the cop/pimp/monster arrests/slaps/eats her.

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5 Responses to “What the duck is up with women’s shoes getting more and more hoof-like?”

  1. Senator Whitney says:

    walking is boring, so I hired someone to drag me around the store on a beach towel. I like my shoes to resemble giant bear paws.

  2. Sour Girl rides the bus like a loser says:

    neeiighhhhh (that’s my horsey sound).

    BQ: one last pair of nice discounted shoes your size? you gotta knock some lady down. law of the land.

    gallop!

  3. Crash Fu™ says:

    Not out here. They are getting pointier and pointier. I’m all for a narrow toe box, but women are going to start getting houses dropped on top of them if this keeps up.

  4. Preston Heath says:

    I had a racking horse as a teenager(like a walking horse without the soring and weighted shoes)…. when grandad caught me riding him out of gait, I always got a cussing and A lecture on NOT breaking gait, and that if I wanted to run something, saddle one of those quarter horse in the pasture……………..these hoof like shoes promote a high , smooth, fancy step young lady…..and if you find yourself wanting to run, put on a pair of running shoes. ; )

  5. Liberty SuperFly says:

    I only wear moccasins or hiking boots and therefore I will never be arrested by a monter

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